cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

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Get the cunt jerkymug.

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

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Get the Touch of the cuntmug.

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009

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