oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016

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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 24, 2015

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Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise

by imafryingpan October 02, 2023

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Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.

Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.

by Gabracadabra October 14, 2018

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Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.

Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.

by Treetarded February 21, 2025

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