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suck me clean

1. Oral sex until the point of ejaculation has been reached and until testes are unable to produce semen; a reaction to extreme pleasure.
2. A response to an outrageous claim or request
1. Mother- Jimmy do your homework
Jimmy- Okay, but u gotta suck me clean first

2. James- That hoe was ugly
Johnny- Ya, she could suck me clean though
by Al Jihaaad April 19, 2007
mugGet the suck me cleanmug.

dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook
dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook
by abrocar February 10, 2009
mugGet the dane cook sucksmug.

sucks donkey balls

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013
mugGet the sucks donkey ballsmug.

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems
by juliuserving July 7, 2011
mugGet the sucks to your assmarmug.

Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,
by Stephanie XD February 23, 2009
mugGet the Suck My Bootmug.

Sucking Hind Tit

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.
WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!
by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018
mugGet the Sucking Hind Titmug.

Soul-sucking whore

making someone fall deeply in love with you but still Trying to remain friends, by talking to the person in love, this causes them great distress.
calling someone a Soul-sucking whore because they "ripped your heart out".
by Chelsea M April 12, 2007
mugGet the Soul-sucking whoremug.

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