Shrinky mcwinky

A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards

Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

stink pringles

An unusually salty person, who is a downer at parties.

Aw don't invite them! Those party poopers are such stink pringles.

by autistiqueer December 1, 2018

Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.

He sprinkler valved me and it got all over the place

by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018

Stink palm

When a douchebag sneaks his fingers and or hands down his buttcrack or anus and rubs it on you

Woah dude Rob gave you a stink palm and theres shit all over your back

by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018

Stink ghost

When someone has such powerful body odor, that you can smell where they have been, after they have left.

Man I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes he leave a stink ghost.

by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019

Sprinkler

Known for being very gay, and will also spit while they talk. Sprinklers are found during high school. Common names associated with sprinkler are: John, Richard, Tyler, Justin and Rosaline

Person 1: You see Tyler over there?
Person 2: That kid is a fucking sprinkler
Person 1: Same with that girl Rosaline

by Gana2345 March 15, 2019

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019