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Splitch

Ain't she high and might acting like a true splitch
by Quincy Sonshyne July 6, 2025
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025
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V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.
That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!
by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014
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cheek splitter

When an individuals weenier is so big, it's splits the bum cheeks as it enters.
Wow, that niggas cock is a cheek splitter.
by swagmarie September 20, 2014
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Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight
by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018
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