Sleep

1. When something was funny and you ain't dead, you sleep 2. When you boutta sleep on something cause you know it ain't worth your time. 3. Something you do when your tired.

1. Ha-ha im sleep
2. Mm Ima sleep
3. I needa sleep

by Angel.phillips May 3, 2016

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "

I only sleeped for three hours last night!

by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018

sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016

Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!

I would like to go to sleep before 3am.

by Julessssssss January 23, 2017