When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.
Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!
Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!
Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.
Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!
Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.
by Werd-It-Yourself-Engineering November 09, 2023
Term used in colder regions where in a man ejaculates but some sperm stays on the penis. During the cold time, the sperm will rapidly freeze, and then the male will proceed to slap anyone, preferably of the opposite sex, with his frozen semen covered penis.
by 5unf1ower August 05, 2016
1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.
2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.
3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.
2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.
3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.
1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.
by Fuq-Phace McGee December 01, 2010
Rasta Slapping is a game in which stoners play, this is a totally random game made up by a group of stoners where the aim of the game is to simply slap another stoner directly on the forehead starting off a whole Rasta Slapping shenanigan between a group of stoners.
by RastaRyRy August 08, 2014
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