Glaswiegan slap

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

by Knoky December 7, 2018

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jap slap

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.

'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'

by idunapoo November 4, 2018

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Soul Slap

A punch to the heart that doesn't have to hurt you physically but damn sure goes straight to the feels.

"Fuck you Kenny, you can't go studying abroad! You are the worst best friend ever"

*SMACK*

"That didn't even hurt"

"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"

by Boo2000 August 15, 2017

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slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017

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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

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