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slap the grass

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"
by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017
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jap slap

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.
'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'
by idunapoo November 4, 2018
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swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.
Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.
by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019
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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end
by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019
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Slapping The Rope

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope
by defDEF332 January 16, 2019
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b slap

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.
I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.
She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.
by trill trifficult July 23, 2019
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