National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

Short

to be missing out on something, to not being able to make it to a move, can be used in any form tbh

Arnold: Yo they not pullin up to the party no more

Jeff: Fuck it they Short

by Adam Gomez October 1, 2020

Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.

Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

short word

something to say shorter like:

short word :
joey:oh hey whats dat building
me:oh idk
WHAT DOES IDK MEAN???

by shotgun studios July 14, 2021

Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.

If you see a short people stomp on him.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017