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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
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Comfy Shorts

Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)
Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access
by Dellgh July 8, 2011
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Short Game

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011
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Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.
Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.
by ballzzs October 18, 2011
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short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.
Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?
by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021
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