Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes
"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
by TheWolf017 January 15, 2018
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pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets
Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!
by Gav T April 11, 2016
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Spy Syndrome

A situation where a Spy player will end up dying after every attempt at making a play, whether of not that play was successful.
I can't get a KDR higher that 1:1 because of this god damn Spy Syndrome.
by average_822 January 27, 2023
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YEEHAW Syndrome

When someone can't stop saying YEEHAW.
Brandon: YEEHAW
Friend: I think you have YEEHAW Syndrome. It needs to stop.
by Voidularr August 14, 2018
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Thea Syndrome

When you say you're going to sleep but find yourself back talking with friends a bit later
Go back to sleep, you must have Thea Syndrome.
by RavenclawNatsfan August 20, 2022
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Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.
Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.
by Arthur Reed January 06, 2018
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Pashka syndrome

A medical condition named after a tall Russian man with chest tattoos. The medical condition in which chronic lower back problems occur do to having and extremely heavy and overgrown meat stick.
My wiener is so big. I hope I don’t get Pashka syndrome
by Itwasntrobstaaa July 09, 2019
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