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Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) 

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
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Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.
Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome 

A syndrome that results in half of a persons face being paralyzed causing a severely distorted voice
The voice associated with Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome uses many forms of "OHH" and is spoken out of the side of ones mouth
When in the state of Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome it is often also refered to as being Mummified
Mr. Schwab talks with an "OHH" he has Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome.

anakin-skywalker syndrome 

it's being stuck in the middle of good and evil and you don't know which path to take.
he's torn between cheating or not just to pass the exam... must be an anakin-skywalker syndrome

shaky camera syndrome 

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.
Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

Glory Day Syndrome 

A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.
Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."
Glory Day Syndrome by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009

Imminent Death Syndrome 

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!
Imminent Death Syndrome by Kiko December 19, 2003