Jayne Syndrome

A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:

* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 24, 2019
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WASD Syndrome

A restless state of dream sleep where you struggle to play a video game, typically experienced after a long gaming session in waking life
Trump: Man, I kept dreaming that my KD dropped below 1 and I couldn't sort it out. Totally ruined my sleep.
Hillary: Sounds like a case of WASD Syndrome :)
by Mango Legs March 19, 2018
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YEEHAW Syndrome

When someone can't stop saying YEEHAW.
Brandon: YEEHAW
Friend: I think you have YEEHAW Syndrome. It needs to stop.
by Voidularr August 14, 2018
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Thea Syndrome

When you say you're going to sleep but find yourself back talking with friends a bit later
Go back to sleep, you must have Thea Syndrome.
by RavenclawNatsfan August 20, 2022
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Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.
Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.
by Arthur Reed January 06, 2018
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Pashka syndrome

A medical condition named after a tall Russian man with chest tattoos. The medical condition in which chronic lower back problems occur do to having and extremely heavy and overgrown meat stick.
My wiener is so big. I hope I don’t get Pashka syndrome
by Itwasntrobstaaa July 09, 2019
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Labrador syndrome

When someone gets easily distracted from what they are doing. Just like a Labrador or a puppy looses focus.
“Look here! God you have the labrador syndrome” or
“she saw the flower and forgot what she was doing, she really has the labrador syndrome”
by Cammocarmex September 29, 2020
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