Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.
by DapperSwindler September 11, 2008
Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.
by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017
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Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
by Ishlet July 29, 2008
When you've tried everything but haven't found a solution.
by Errangutan April 21, 2020
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
On January 15th people cover their faces with purple freckles using a purple marker. It's a day to think about the mistakes of others and to deal with stress.
"Yay its purple freckle day"
by Foxfox13 October 08, 2020