The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 February 20, 2011
Get the Wank like an Egyptian.mug. When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016
Get the Pointy Bum Wankmug. by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
Get the stone age wankmug. The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder
Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one
James: Of course, I just finished doing one
by Langersss April 9, 2020
Get the The Flying Yank Wankmug. by BlizzArt March 6, 2008
Get the wank-o-ramamug. Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!
I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
Get the mutual wank alertmug. The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013
Get the Fire Danger Wankmug.