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penis fly trap

a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.
the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.
by noni movie August 19, 2010
mugGet the penis fly trapmug.

flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact
chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.
by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009
mugGet the flying shit stormmug.

Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
mugGet the Kite-Flying Parentsmug.

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010
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Disco Super Fly

"Superfly" is a song by Curtis Mayfield, the title track from his 1972 soundtrack album for the film of the same name. It was the second single released from the album, following "Freddie's Dead (Theme From Superfly)"

Since Disco was in that era as well, Superfly got morphed in to "Disco Superfly" to mean kurt
That stupid MoFo who thinks that Marcy Playground came up with Disco Super fly needs some cultural literacy. Curtis Mayfield should get up out the grave and shove some Blaxploitation up his ass. BTW it is spelled SuperFly shithead
by Kurty April 30, 2013
mugGet the Disco Super Flymug.

flying dirt star

The act of suspending ones body off the ground using your fore arms as a base while in full nudity or partial in order to reveal the butt hole.
When the Detroit Lions scored the winning touch down andrew and kyle reacted by throwing a flying dirt star up.
by The flying dirt star master April 13, 2010
mugGet the flying dirt starmug.

fear of flying

Feminine fear of and/or refusal to enjoy life. Often used to describe women who are scared to have sex or enjoy anything at all. Female nihilism, self-installed guilt trip and life denial. Also fear of reaching out to someone.
(person) has fear of flying she can't enjoy anything and wastes her life away like an old shrew.
by christopher25 September 3, 2008
mugGet the fear of flyingmug.

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