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Step One

The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey
Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please
by Pezro August 1, 2012
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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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Urinal One

A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.
Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
by Fastball35 August 14, 2011
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One Piecing

the act of enduring a show that your friend recommended to you until it "gets good"
Friend 1: Yo go watch Monster it's a great anime!
Friend 2: I watched 15 episodes of that and got bored
Friend 1: Bro please it gets way better after episode 47 during the cum drinker arc
Friend 2: Nah I am NOT one piecing that shit
by sex_enjoyer April 9, 2023
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One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.
Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"
by heliumGAS October 14, 2018
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murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.
Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.
by MzBazooka August 31, 2017
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The Risen One

The risen one will save us from the evil one.
by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018
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