Kalie Bean

one who is sweet, sexy, beautiful inside and out,will rock your socks off, and make you feel like your the most important person in the world. She will never leave you, will always help you get out of trouble...AFTER she laughs at you for getting caught. And in the end she will be the sister you never had but wish you had <3

I wish my sister was named Kalie Bean and not ____.

by loverXfighter November 9, 2011

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

by creamybeans August 3, 2017

Squeaky Bean

A universal answer to a question. Also used when you do not know what to say in a situation because you're uninterested.

Man 1: Hey man, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Man 2: Squeaky Bean, bro.

Man 1: Oh, alright man I understand.

by Tony two five September 4, 2022

Kellie Bean

A Kellie bean is someone who is astonishing. They give you that magical feeling of being loved. You will always want to sit besides them and talk about life.

Yesterday I hung out with A Kellie Bean, i couldn't stop smiling.

by CouchCracker September 16, 2017

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

The Bean Bowl

When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.

Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.

Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.

by Versacekiller May 26, 2019