1. “My light mode is on red.”
2. “God please help, the light is too bright… and tell them to stop telling me to touch grass! Ahhh!”
2. “God please help, the light is too bright… and tell them to stop telling me to touch grass! Ahhh!”
by Polistic April 26, 2024
Get the Light Modemug. by Virus226 March 21, 2019
Get the Sicko Modemug. Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
Get the Shampoo Modemug. To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
Get the Monk Modemug. when someone does something so stupid that it appears they have entered a higher realm of intelligence, but it's sarcastic.
Person 1: Apparently Mr. P repeatedly said the N-word to a black student.
Person 2: Genius Mode Activate
Person 2: Genius Mode Activate
by SuperT422 January 9, 2022
Get the genius modemug. “Hey man what’s up?”
“Shit, he in star trek mode rn bro.”
“Ohh shit, I’ll talk to him later then. How you doing?”
“Captain, the orcs are requesting to speak with you.”
“...”
“Shit, he in star trek mode rn bro.”
“Ohh shit, I’ll talk to him later then. How you doing?”
“Captain, the orcs are requesting to speak with you.”
“...”
by Hermanoooooooooooooooooooo February 2, 2021
Get the star trek modemug. by SippyUhh January 11, 2019
Get the Sicko modemug.