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max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
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Max Sharkey

Max Sharkey is a very complicated man.

You can start of by describing his tiny dick which is estimated to be abt 1inch. He is also girl repellent. He loves sucki by Jaxson’s dick and getting railed by Johnny sins when playing video games.
by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023
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TIM-MAXING

Shh im tim-maxing
by mirpeahoi June 27, 2024
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max

a leng person but not as leng as other people.
to call someone max is to refer to them ad leng and hot and pengers
lilia: max is well pengers
everyone else: yeah
by alex is a sexy roadman July 27, 2022
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Max Abmas

God’s chosen basketball player that plays for Oral Roberts.
Max Abmas nicknamed “Mid Court Max”
by Fjejwhdhwhdhwhrh March 23, 2021
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uncle max

The uncle of Jackson cisz

Ps: he has down syndrome
Ur acting like a uncle max
by Muncle May 15, 2024
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sigma maxxing

similar to edgemaxxing, except you are edging your anus instead of your genitals
bro i’ve been sigma maxxing all day it’s starting to hurt
by dm2020 April 24, 2024
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