Magee's Law

When achieving a "Killing Spree" or a higher award (such as "Running Riot") on Halo 3, then immediatly afterwards you are killed without killing anyone else after the award.

Getting a "Killing Spree" celebrating, and then being sniped seconds afterwards, then requiring you to except you've been done by Magee's Law

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

law 101

The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.

" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2

by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018

Orwell's Law

It takes only so long before those in privileged positions claim 1984-esque censorship for getting the treatment for being criticized and dealt with like everyone else has been subjected to beforehand.

Person 1: This guy got banned on Twitter and now screams that will all live now in an Orwellian Nightmare because his followers finally followed through with the hatred and violence he enabled and incited.
Person 2: This is Orwell's Law at work again.

by Tazman33991 January 19, 2021

bff-in-law

refers to the husband or wife of your best friend forever bff. Because bffs are basically family, there should be an easy reference for their spouses. this may be gender-sensitive as more women tend to use bff than men, but can still be used to refer to a female spouse of your male bff.

I can't wait for my bff, Adina, to marry Adam. he'll be the best bff-in-law ever.

by munmunword March 17, 2013

Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible

Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law

by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020

sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014