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"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
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‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
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