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While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.
I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson
by Slightbendtotheleft January 20, 2026
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
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Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Tell Mr. Johnson

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Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson
by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022
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Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 22, 2023
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SGT. Johnson

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A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
by Dembk June 6, 2024
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