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link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.
Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.
by Strausy November 12, 2009
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Jerking His Yert

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts
by organcontainer March 31, 2020
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Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person
Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!
by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023
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pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.
He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022
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clean & jerk

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."
by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015
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Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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