Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell May 26, 2018

Flap’jacking

Someone that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

They are always flap’jacking everything

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires

David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes

by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

High-Jacking

Jacking off in an Airplane

Slavery is like High-Jacking, Everyone does it but it's frowned upon

by Big b0ye 248 July 31, 2018

Multi-Jacking

The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING

by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018

hot Jasmine

A hot Jasmine is when you take a giant rip of opium and then someone drops a Cleveland steamer on your chest (shits on your chest).

Dude I got way too fucked up last night. I let some rando give me a hot Jasmine.

by Itsthatguychris September 6, 2019