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A very chad figure who hates the LGBTQ and bullies Iman. Very funny.
"Yo that Dark guy is funny"
by DarkR8N April 24, 2022
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Dark

(Noun) When used in the right context a dark can describe a mixture of a darsh and a nark. Darks generally don't have friends and are just annoying to be around.
Matt: Did you see that guy on the bike?
Chris: Ha yea, what a dark.
by scrubbyjones June 24, 2010
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Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Dark gf

Dark gf is aqu
Dark GF is aqu and dark is 31 and aqu is 18
by CHIKAvibez May 3, 2025
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oh-dark-hundred

Period from 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 05:59 (fifty-nine past five).
Oh-dark-hundred.
by Çpovipoviski July 18, 2025
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Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.
Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.
by Owl King June 14, 2023
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old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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