golden state warriors

A team with a young trio of Jason Richardson, Mike Dunleavy, and Troy Murphy who on paper look like an exciting team. However they are coached by that dumbass coach who used to coach Stanford named Mike Montgomery who doesn't know shit how to play NBA style and from the looks of it they are en route to miss the playoffs for a record straight 11 seasons.

Lets go to a Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Coliseum and root for the opposite team.

by chuckdizzle December 20, 2004

Golden doughnut shake

when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out

last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Golden Eye

The hole in the end of a man's penis.

You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye

by 32_D3gr33s January 2, 2009

Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 14, 2023

The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023

Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.

Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?

by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021

Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.

Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!

by overheardmarinasf September 6, 2013