Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.

Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.

by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019

Ethan

A sweet guy, meme lord, usually attracted to shorter girls. Hides his feelings, acts like he’s of when he’s not.

Girl 1: look it’s ethan

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus May 24, 2019

Ethan's beautiful voice

Boy that always jump has no name. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI Ethan cool i liek etan efan cool efan voice hot wowoowowoow

Ethan's beautiful voice makes me cream

by lid8en April 27, 2022

Ethan

he gets women, ALOT OF WOMEN

Ethan: i cool B)

by MEB2007 April 24, 2022

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021

Ethan

Someone who is really outgoing and full of energy, very playful, and lovable! His heart is so pure he will make you fall in love with him, LITERALLY. Sometimes he can be very harsh but, at the end of the day his feeling for you are real. He’s probably one of the most gorgeous and handsome men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I can’t take my eyes off him..there is really no word to describe this man..he’s beyond wonderful 💖

“Look at ethan, he’s so sweet!”
“Oh I know! I’d kill for a lovely guy like that.”

by Mexicanpotato71 June 27, 2023

Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019