The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

The Urban Dictionary by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary 

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

urban dictionary by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

Jiggs Dictionary

All made up words in the Dictionary of JiggyJango. Made up and used by JiggyJango, and others at their own risk.

Pleasems, thats one word in the Jiggs Dictionary. There are many more!

Jiggs Dictionary by Vespa Diner August 24, 2007

Urban Dictionary 

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.

fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.

Urban Dictionary by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010

Urban Dictionary 

The type of place people go to when they are bored. If you are very bored, you might even try and send in a definition. And if you are EXTREMELLY bored, you might become an editor and spend hours looking at other peoples lame ass definitions for shit you aint never heard of in your whole life.

Me: Oh no, i am bored. Whatever shall i do? Oh i know. Maybe ill waste my life away on urban dictionary looking up random and utterly useless things like "urban dictionary" and "definition".

Urban Dictionary by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010

urban dictionary syndrome

Often reffered to as UDS.
people with low self esteem or are undergoing emotionally tough times will use Urban Dictionary to fufill their emotional needs. They invent words and phrases and hope it gets a thumbs up. If their posts get a positive reception, they will go into an extremely euphoric state. However, if it turns out to be a total failure, the Urban Dictionary Syndrome will worsen.

His post on Urban Dictionary got 2300 likes and 900 dislikes. Now, instead of listening to screamo music and acting depressive, he's acting like that guy from the double rainbow video. He's undergoing some serious Urban dictionary syndrome.

urban dictionary syndrome by Bromantoo June 8, 2011

Urban Dictionary 

The Website you're on right now :D

You are reading this example on Urban Dictionary.com

Urban Dictionary by GrandRapids Finnest July 29, 2011