Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

Cunt For Brains

Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.

What the fuck are you doing, Cunt for Brains?

by AzzaPee July 30, 2010

Cunt Ruckus

When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.

"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."

"omg totally, yeah."

"wow, those are cool."

"i had hair like that when i was a kid."

"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"

"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"

"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!

by jena bo bena November 23, 2009

dumb cunt

You

Me: You're a dumb cunt

by GreggsNE December 18, 2018

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

by christine b November 13, 2007

Cunt powder

A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.

Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"

Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".

Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."

by Kronen V May 6, 2010