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Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010
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Cum-infested herpes sore

The ultimate retort to any namecalling. This one usually puts a stop to the arguing, since there's such a confused look on the other person's face...
Robert: You're an asshole.
Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
by poeticsong725 April 10, 2011
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Cum hum

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.
"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
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cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.
Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.
by Pallyberry August 27, 2013
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Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.
"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"
by HA_13 May 28, 2014
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Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015
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Cum talk

Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.
She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.
by That'sStupid July 18, 2015
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