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Christmas Perineum

Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.

That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
by anonymous December 27, 2025
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Christmas

A currently dying holiday that gets less and less exciting each year it passes. Christmas used to be about celebrating the coming of Jesus, but it has since shifted to receiving presents and gifts and eating Christmas Cookies until you get fat.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Person Number 1: bro, is it just me or is Christmas not nearly as exciting as the last few years?

Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
by Tg223P December 27, 2025
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Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.
Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Christmas tree throw down

The act of humping a fully decorated christmas tree until you pass out
Terry did a christmas tree throw down to pass the time
by TwinTurbo78 December 28, 2025
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Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.
Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!
by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025
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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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A Nightmare Before Christmas

Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.
by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023
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