Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
Get the Christmas Adult mug.When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
Get the Christmas Crapper mug.1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Eve String Light mug.My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf
by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025
Get the Christmas Werewolf mug.by Jaffir November 25, 2025
Get the Flaming Christmas Tree mug.When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.
by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Pizza mug.“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”
by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025
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