credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.

by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017