Claudia

A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.

I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.

Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!

Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.

by im.asian November 9, 2012

Clouded

Data stored in the cloud. That is upclouded / uploaded to the cloud for safe keeping and storage.

Arthur, you need to upcloud your data these days. Once it is clouded, it is safe and secure.

by justoneword September 13, 2012

cloudcroft

a hellhole in southern NM close to Alamogordo. Really good coffee can be found there, because they have like 4 bakeries in such a small town. Good pie can be found there too. Sounds like everyone here is a fat caffeine addict, but no, we climb and run on this beautiful mountain of ours. we get lots of snow, but it melts instantly so its all just ice by the time you get to see it. The spring is windy as fuck and summers are hotter than Satan's anal beads in a Bermudan pizza oven. autumn is really the only good time to come here, but thee are children everywhere committing suicide from the thought of having to go back to school, especially World History class.

I love Cloudcroft, it makes everywhere else feel like home

by MALEficient May 7, 2018

Claudia

Lowest definition of a woman, is a home wrecker, relation-breaking bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.

1. Man, Sandy was such a sweet girl when Chris first met her.
Now she's full-on Claudia.

2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.

by televizor November 20, 2013

Claudia

A whore and center of attention

Claudia is a bitch

by Kylie was here May 15, 2019

Claudia

She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.

Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.

Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"

Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"

Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."

by Awkward... July 14, 2014

clouded

a sexy beast with low credibility

saturday afternoon boredness has brought these types to the forefront of hiphop message board rejects

ssthug2k3, em&em44, Clouded, sIcKsPiTtEr12

by zac October 26, 2003