In The Closet

In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/

1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok

by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.

Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day

by ElectroniK February 19, 2021

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

In the closet

Happy and very cool

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is

by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021

Came out of the closet

Coming out of the closet

When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.

Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

In the closet

Someone who's LGBTQQIA+ but hasn't come out yet

James was in the closet for ten years after realising that he was a trans man.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022