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Chris Rock'd

When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
by Magnolious March 29, 2022
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chris kreider

offsides
Chris Kreider is offsides.
by 20kreider August 10, 2021
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chris morsa

chris morsa i is a hot pretty lady with a extreme sex lust, when you see chris morsa you go wooww. She is the definition of a pratner to julian.
chris morsa is a fucking island
chris morsa is hot as fuck
chris morsa is a hot ass
by hash mongot June 5, 2023
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The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021
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Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.
He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!
by Captain White Power September 8, 2008
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Chris Bosh

A versatile power forward who playes for the Toronto Raptors. He's about 6-10 and is very underrated, since he's overshadowed by guys like lebron, dwyane wade, and carmelo. Too bad he plays for toronto, otherwise he'd be famous too. averages like 23 points, 9 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, and he's only 21. Has a bright future.
Whoa, did you say Chris Bosh dunk at the all-star game?

Who?

Chris Bosh. # 4....
by Foghorn June 11, 2006
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Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.
Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!
by Dasher10 January 13, 2009
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