loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

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crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

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meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

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Crep Check

Nice way to greet your friends, mates before you start a conversation. Or just out of randomness.

Hey Alex!
What?

(Crep Check)

by Callum Pearce January 5, 2020

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Fun Check

A pre-mixed alcohol, usually in sack form that is used to make sure all those present are having fun.

Often administered by one person to a group in an attempt to see how much fun they are having.

Time for a fun check.

Pass, I don’t need it. I’m already having fun.

I think it’s just checking the fun mate, not making the fun. Common misconception of the uneducated, wouldn’t lose sleep over it

by Churcher October 30, 2025

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