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Get the Bang-Chow mug.The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.
Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
Get the bang ratio mug.1.) Bro one said "Bro, my keyboard broke!" Bro two responded "Why Bro?!?!?!" Bro one replied "Because I was Q-banging those bitches on Battlefield!"
2.) Bro two said "that's nothing Bro, I Q-banged the whole enemy team and we lit those motherfuckers up like fireworks at any minor league baseball games!" Bro one said "k".
2.) Bro two said "that's nothing Bro, I Q-banged the whole enemy team and we lit those motherfuckers up like fireworks at any minor league baseball games!" Bro one said "k".
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Get the Strangle bang mug.When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.
Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
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Get the board bang mug.Intercourse with a condom, in which the penis becomes flaccid, but the condom wearer attempts copulation regardless.
'So it was all going well until he put on the condom. Then we were "Jelly Banging"...'
'My dick went soft and we were "Jelly Banging"
'My dick went soft and we were "Jelly Banging"
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