slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.

Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗

by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018

Baconator

A certain cheeseburger sold at the fast food chain, Wendy's. Referred to by many as "Heart Attack on a Bun".

Easily mistaken for The Clogger, a burger Sold by Krusty the Clown in The Simpsons.

Have you heard that Wendy's is selling the new Baconator cheeseburger?

by Trashy The Trash man January 31, 2017

Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.

James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!

by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014

the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem

Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking

by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014