Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.

Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?

by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

Shoes

Fucking stuff you put on your foot

Guy 1 : where do you use shoes ?
Guy 2 : on your fucking foot

by Young add August 17, 2019

Pool shoes

Porno type shoes you wear when having sex.

Got busy wearing my pool shoes.

by Lovvvinnnnittt October 4, 2016

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

Swap Shoes

another term for the word sex.

hey, I got a free house. why don't you come round so we can swap shoes?

"has she been pounded yet?"
"they've definatly swapped shoes"

by moremoremore May 6, 2010

Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024