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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.
What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??
by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".
"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
by The_Air101 October 1, 2020
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your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.
Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you
by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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