shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.

The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.

by Khahnman August 1, 2022

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

shit steyn

When someone ruins your day they have steyned your day with shit / made it worse. Because it is not a physical stain it has 'steyned' your day in a mental sense.

Fuck ! ....my boss just dropped a shit steyn on my day. What a cunt !

by Dork cum April 6, 2017

Little Shit

Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.

'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'

by abc chicken August 10, 2025

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021