Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:
-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher
-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher
by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015
Get the shit golfmug. When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
Get the Kabuki Shit-slidemug. You just have to be thst way if you want to FORM A VERY SUCCESSFUL CORPORATION.
Something about this CHEESE THING.
GOT do what you are meant to DO.
Something about this CHEESE THING.
GOT do what you are meant to DO.
Look to be honest with you the first MANDATORY SHIT LOVER besides IBM as to pierce your VAIL as the case PICHAI,BRIN, PAGE. SCHMIDT,COHEN,and many others know that a GOOGLE is "SHIT" and the PROOF is their rationalization , oh being ENGINEERS, ENGINEARS, and ENGINAEERS running a corporation makes the most sense so why don't we say a G00GLE is G00G0L as that is our G00G0AL to be honest with you which the later with our GOOGALL to say before this flies away we need a G00GULL " they love the BEACH(BE.ing Alive CHild) ," you're such a DAMN LIAR, G00GH0UL you have as you are SHIT 260 just "G00GLE" "PED0PHILE" in the ALPHABET can find being "ENGINEERS , ENGINEARS, ENGINAERES , and BUSINESS PEOPLE find the G00GLE in the G00G0L a G00G0AL firstly PARSE THE ALPHABET and always give it a SCALAR VECT0R MANDAT0RY SHIT L0VER
Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER
Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"
Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER
Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 22, 2022
Get the MANDATORY SHIT LOVERmug. A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.
I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025
Get the Falcon Owner Shitmug. The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
Get the Shit-tonmug. 1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.
2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.
2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.
by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018
Get the The shitsmug. by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021
Get the shitmug.