Holy L Shits

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

shit

Shit!

That moment when you realize you had homework

Teacher: "Now, handle me your homework"
You:"Oh SHIT"

by xxD27 December 10, 2021

Holly Shit

A insult for Mexican's that go to church.

Guy 1: Why are so many Mexican's coming out of that church?

Guy2: Don't worrie it's the "Holly Shit.

by Bear-3 November 5, 2021

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

Shit

Food you poop out through your butt in the bathroom.

"HONEY I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT PLEASE COOK THE DINNER BEFORE IT BURNS!"

by MickellFoxzDaBest November 6, 2017

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024