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shit

shit -
• cuss/ swear word equivalent to damn.
• word meaning, “poop.”
another term for female private’s, when user is uncomfortable with saying ‘vagina’, ‘pussy’.
1. “oh shit! i forgot i had to leave an hour ago.”
2. “i’m going to go take a shit.”
3. “i’m going to drown in your shit.”
by welcometotheastcoast May 22, 2020
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Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023
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Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
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shit

what comes out of your anus and smells really bad, like reeeaaalllyyy bad. espechialy when stepped in. it also tastes bad (not that i would know.)
by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024
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Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.
I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.
by MadMikey April 22, 2018
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017
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