A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023
Get the Westminster Schoolmug. A waste of all of your childhood and you don’t even use half of the stuff they tell you. And they don’t teach you anything that will help in everyday life 😒
by Its_meboii November 3, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021
Get the National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Daymug. A school where you do whatever you want and get introuble for everything stupid and nothing serious...
princable “Is that a juul I see?”
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019
Get the Spearfish Middle Schoolmug. some teachers are good some are bad , but what makes it the best is making friends. friends that will stick with you for a lifetime , people you grew up with and want to spend every moment with even when your married LMAO
by unknown567482 March 12, 2022
Get the schoolmug. AKA PHS, home of the bulldogs ! the main HS in dena aka Pasadena, CA located in the northeast side of town . The van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts and graphic design academies. Best known for basketball, tho our football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. The Admin building has language classes upstairs, G building has history classes, H and I buildings have math and science classes downstairs. E building is generally for the slow kids. Here it's mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town like summit ave, that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You find a lot of cholos who get cross faded at victory park. teen pregnancies happen. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even white boys use the n word. armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You hear kids on the football team claim PDL, a team with future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, san bernardino, or TX because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers blazin by the tree, but no one ever does anything because the admin sucks. Lot of tenured teachers that don't give a shit. The bad kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
by MooingSteakEater April 19, 2024
Get the Pasadena High Schoolmug.