School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
by maddie_1873 July 28, 2023
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School IT

Staff that take 1 fucking hour to find your school password and then factory resets your laptop.
Their breath smells like coffee and they look like fat shits who sit and look at reddit all day.
"The school IT is so shit man, they factory reset my fucking computer" Quote from a student.
by nubby344309 June 08, 2021
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West Geauga High School

A high school that is located in Chesterland Ohio that is known for its weird schedules, sign out sheets, and in school restrictions. It lacks diversity and people do drugs, honk their horn in the parking lot and vandalize the the bathrooms with shit on the walls.

It’s quite budget too and has trashy food, a lack of bus transportation, crappy chromebooks, and water that taste like lead.

It has desks that were discarded from another school and a bell system that is always off or malfunctioning.

The teachers at West Geauga Schools are old and unable to effectively teach students. They make jokes and expect you to complete assignments on material you didn’t learn.
Friend: Do you go to West Geauga High School?
Student who goes to WGHS: Weee go loh, but dont regret ah.
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Cox High School

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS
Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.
by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 03, 2019
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
by kid without a mullet December 04, 2021
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Dirty Byrd, Formally know as Douglas Byrd High School is a High school in Fayetteville, NC is a predominantly Black School and is the ghetto-Est school you will ever see. Douglas Byrd Middle School is the “Little Sibling” to Dirty Byrd High and was given the name “Dirty Byrd Jr”. Dirty Byrd Jr. is equally as worse as Dirty Byrd High. If you want to see fights everyday at 8:00 am come on down and Join is at Dirty Byrd
Person: what school did you go to for Middle and High School?
Kid: Douglas Byrd Middle and High
Person: oh you mean Dirty Byrd Middle/High School
Kid: yea
by Inlovewitkayla29 January 23, 2023
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