Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 20, 2018

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Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 28, 2013

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ebola shits

Suffering from sever diarrhea

After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.

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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

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