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School is the most useless part of a kids like and that bullshit of a idea stands for Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
Hey what is your bitch ass doing today? “I gotta go to school”
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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

International School of Nanshan Shenzhen, also known as "ISNS", if my memories wasn't annexed by important details related to the Summative Assessments. ISNS is infamous for being the greatest psychiatric hospital in Shenzhen, thousands of rich students is incarcerated in a facility that's in possession of the size of a cabin, with limited functions that perfectly describes the school's scarcity in effective architectural designs. To trap the inmates both physically and mentally, the penitentiary adopted a narrow structure which prohibits the prisoners from arbitrarily wandering on the campus; or, if they dare - laying their fingers or buttocks on any recreational facilities that are absolutely not fabricated to entertain nobody; to trap the patients mentally, the school stipulates a schedule with immense assessments and exams, arranged closely to guarantee no students may take refuge in their precious holidays.

The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
Student A: I heard the news about few people gettin' stabbed.

Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.

Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.

Student A: Gee...
by チェン____ February 9, 2025
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School

8 hours learning things u don’t remember anymore.
What’s one thing you remember in middle school?

*middle aged person* blue and yellow make green.

Has this helped in your life?

*middle aged person* No...
by just why June 16, 2018
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School

A place where you can't use the fucking bathroom and have to hold your piss to the point where your bladder explodes open. A place where hell usually breaks out. The place where homework holds you back from everything you've ever wanted to do, but do it anyways so your parents don't kill you.
Mom: How was school today?

Me: It was shit
Mom: What?
Me: It was good
Mom: I see you have 20 missing assignments
Me: Fuck
by balls v421 April 16, 2023
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copthall school

A GHETTO ASS school in North London which is filled with a bunch rats that are fake, loud, annoying and rude. The teachers are annoying and care more about your uniform then your actual education.
Person 1: yo have you heard about that ratchet school “copthall school”
Person 2: yeah it’s that school where ms Forde the fat don works at
By Fattttttyyy December 27, 2018
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A word used to refer to any students in Vietnamese from grade 10 to 12, esp. grade 12 (i.e. 17 years old). They are expected, by both their parents, peers, teachers, strangers and their Ministry of Education alike, to be human beings with extreme studying capabilities; includes but not limited to, these feats:
- Being able to study any subject(s) in a curriculum of 15+ subjects at an extreme high level, such that they MUST score 10 in National Examinations and any and ALL of its equivalents. Grades below 10 are NOT accepted by any way.
- Are so obedient that do not dare to say a word about MoE's recent changes.
- Are so confident in their skills, knowledge that, become totally inert to any changes made by the Ministry of Education.
- Are innocent enough to not know that MoE's livestream at 8:00 PM GMT+7:00 is a scripted re-run.
- Are very versatile that their 12 years of studying experience can factor into any jobs they like.
"That guy literally is a straight-A student in any subject in our curriculum! What monster is this!?
Must be a Vietnamese high school student."
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