Shit slicer

A person who slices shit for a job

He’s a shit slicer

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.

Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

Shit Off

A way of saying something is not good. Very bad even.

“A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”

by lisatutorials November 16, 2023

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025