when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

National Kiss your neighbor day

You kiss your neighbor😙

Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉

by ;DDDD69 October 13, 2021

Check your cash app

You need to check your cash app

Check your cash app check it

by Unknownkidb July 05, 2021

pick your pocket

steal or take something away from you

Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !

by motiv8r April 05, 2023

Date your ex day

No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰

Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet

by November 17, 2021

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by October 17, 2020

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% April 02, 2016