shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 23, 2018

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 28, 2020

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik May 22, 2018

shit hinigins

A phrase, more said like "SHIT HINIGINS," that is said when an act or sentence is done or said by a male, which is fairly or moderately homosexual.

*Blank* says = "Dude I love spaghetti and meat balls."
*Response by others* = "Dude, that was kind of homo, SHIT HINIGINS! SHIT HINIGINS!"

by Timpin P. April 27, 2008

Racist Shit Expert

Reg

Reg is a racist shit expert

by Chet_Manly007 December 31, 2023

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker December 28, 2015

Insulted little piece of shit

When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.

Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit

by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024