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you

just you
by rickrolling May 12, 2022
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you

a person who is amazing in every way shape and form. Someone is wonderful, brave, with perseverance, and is quite witty. You are everything and more. So make the most of everything you do<3 GO YOU
by koolkia69 February 16, 2023
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are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015
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Are you sure?

A question asked when to validate that a person is sure in what they have said
Mark: I had a pretty interesting day
Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: guess whos finally getting his powers

Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: pretty sure
by NotNolanGrayson September 23, 2025
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I'll Snooze You

something you say when you mean you'll knock someone out and put them to sleep. (like a K.O. in boxing)
person 1 - hey, i just broke your earphones by mistake! my bad.

person 2 - OMG I'll Snooze You!!
by Da Neyj October 7, 2010
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five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
by archivista January 17, 2018
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You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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