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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.
Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!
by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021
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A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.
*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.
by yearof2024 March 23, 2024
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call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"
by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014
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your mom

your mom
by ty mama May 8, 2023
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your name

The thing you search on Urban Dictionary when you're bored and want to be critiqued by anonymous internet people.
Hey Tristan search up your name
Ok sure
yay i'm the best person ever
Devin search up your name
Ok
damn i get no girls
by this is a pseudomym May 18, 2023
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